Rumor has it that the Obama administration is preparing to use its executive authority to have the EPA declare a naturally occurring gas a pollutant.

That’s right, the stuff you exhale every minute of your life, the same gas that plants love, is going to be tagged as a pollutant so it falls under the regulatory authority of the Environmental Protection agency.

What environment exactly are they protecting if the stuff plants breath is declared a pollutant?  The moon?  Can we send Al Gore there to do a meet and greet?

And now I’m wondering how this might affect the Swiss governments Bill of Rights for Plants.  Seems to me we are risking some tin-foil hat policy overlap with this one.

Wait, I figured it out.  If decreasing CO2 means fewer plants, that’s more like little plant abortions, which as we all know is not the immoral killing of  a life because if the plant is not actually breathing yet, it’s just someone else making a choice.

Of course that still leaves us with the EPA regulating naturally occurring elements in the atmposphere to advance the Presidents political agenda.  Better watch out Obama.  If it turns out that CO2 is not a WMD (weapon of man-made destruction) your going to have some esplaining to do.

Might I suggest staying away from banners that read “Mission Accomplished.”